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Aidan: I need a drink.
Bishop: Of course you do. Drinks for my favorite son!

What? Now you need me? Like the chick you like to bang and never take to the prom?


I guess I was meant to die with my head bashed in.


I don't fit in here anymore and the longer I stay here the worse I am! It wasn't supposed to be this way. It wasn't supposed to be this way!! No. There's nothing left in this house for me but a failed experiment. I'm moving out.


Aidan: So. Coffee stain.
Josh: No. Feces. Spilled a bed pan. Awesome day.

I am so lucky to have you in my life. Having you her makes me feel like I can, like we can do everything right.


Josh? Oh my gosh! Boy butt! Boy butt!


I'm the ghost of Christmas Suck it!


It's like there's no version of myself that doesn't mess everything up.

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