This is a surprise. Usually, when they say I have a visitor, it's followed by the words,'just kidding'... I have a lot of laughter at my expense.

Alice

Alice: You should be more careful who you trust.
Tommy: If you can't trust your money launderer, who can you trust?
Alice: Hm, no one. I only trust in the fact people can't be trusted.

Clearly, you are an only child. Otherwise, you'd know that our dear siblings are the ones most predisposed to betray us.

Alice

You're going to need some Bat Accessories. Don't worry, they go with everything.

Luke

But he was an egg and never should've been sitting on that wall in the first place. Honestly, what are a bunch of horses going to do?

Alice

Mary: We wanna hide the goods but not hide the goods. You feel me?
Kate: Ok, the goal is to blend in.
Mary: Yeah, but at this place, standing out is blending in.

Mary: Congratulations! On behalf of the medical profession, both licensed and unlicensed, I'd like to offer my sincerest 'WHATUP!' on shutting down that chop shop. I wasn't sure how you guys celebrated.
Kate: Usually by icing my knuckles.

And when everyone has forgotten us, we'll remind them who we are, and they will never ever forget us again.

Alice

Why be rats on the streets of Gotham when we can be royalty in here?

Alice

Both you and Bruce stared into the abyss. The question is, how long are you going to let it stare back at you?

Luke

Your heart is in the right place. Your ribs, however, are not.

Mary

So, insider tip, my scissors should not be able to cut through your super-suit.

Mary

Batwoman Quotes

Native American Trainer: Too slow.
Kate Kane: You covered the damn hole!
Native American Trainer: And you found way. Own way. Tomorrow, find faster.

Trust me, this isn't the story I expected to be telling. But you know as well as I do that stories, like the people who tell them, aren't always what they seem.

Kate Kane