Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Episode 2: "The Morgue" Quotes
Ash: Poor fellow, guess he didn't have the heart to carry on without me.
Kelly: Or the food.
Look, I would trust a blind proctologist over her, but you know the deal.Ash
Oh God, I'm in the butt! I'm in the butt!Ash
Kelly: That is horrible...and also awesome.
Ash: Which is everything that I do!
Pablo: Sweet room Jefe!
Ash: Yep, lot of good memories in here. And there.
[Kelly jumps off Ash's bed in disgust]
Holy pickle dicks!Ash