You know, Ruby said this would be hard. Buddy, I've had harder turds. You are a joke of a demon!

Ash

Puppets? I hate puppets! Even stunningly handsome ones.

Ash

Chet! Ohhh, they killed you again. That is so not cool!

Ash

Hey, after we get out, how about role playing? Maybe nurse Ratchet needs a little injection from Dr. Groovy, whattaya say?

Ash

What the Fraggle Rock is THAT thing?

Kelly

I must destroy the Necronomicon!

Ash

Ash vs Evil Dead Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Puppets? I hate puppets! Even stunningly handsome ones.

Ash

You know, Ruby said this would be hard. Buddy, I've had harder turds. You are a joke of a demon!

Ash