Michael: So, there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Michael: (to Lucille) How do you come up with these?

When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do they have figs over there?


My love thinks I'm a coward just because I wasted precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.

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