Where am I? Am I in two-thirds of a hospital room?

Gob

Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.

</i> Lucille

Barry: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.

(Reading off George Sr.'s crimes)
Judge Ping: Conspiracy, racketeering, evidence tampering, fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft.
Barry: Wow, I-I did not get that page.

Michael: I got to tell Gob.
Marta: No, I have to tell him.
Michael: Yes, but-but you-you speak a little slowly, and I really want to get this thing moving along. So, listen. You do the noble thing, and you tell him you've met someone else. I'm going to do the noble thing, and tell him that it's me. While I'm doing my noble thing, you could put those photos in a box, get rid of the wand, and we can do the wrong thing the right way.

Marta: You sound like your brother.
Michael: Oh, thank you.
Marta: Gob is like the cock of the walk, but not you. You are so kind. You're sensitive, like a woman.
Michael: That's enough.

You're a good guy, mon frre. That means "brother" in French. I don't know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!

Gob

Michael: I owe you an apology.
Marta: No, I owe you an apology. I'm so ashamed that I was so disrespectful to your brother.
Michael: Oh, who cares? Nobody respects him.

Tobias: When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually ... When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love to her, something very, very special happens. And with deep, deep concentration and great focus he is often able to achieve an erec --
George Michael: I'm sorry, I'm going to stop you here.

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