Archer Season 5 Episode 9: "Archer Vice: On the Carpet" Quotes
Malory: I need some more ice. Oh, and a small bowl, a mirror, a needle and thread, and a straight razor.
Lana: You're not emasculating Krieger!
Tell me what's going on or I will literally emasculate you!Malory
Ma, they done killed old Rando.
So Gillette lands safely - I'm sure there's a joke in there about fairy dust - and then what happens?Malory
You know what they say - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the world's biggest dickhead, and inside your head, there's a million more dicks.
I meant the pain of disappointing you would bite...alligator...ish...ly.
Cyril: Archer! Alligators or your mother?
Archer: What's the difference? They're both cold-blooded, prehistoric monsters
Archer: Whatever happened to "Team Archer?"
Cyril: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you
And why are you dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally decided they had to stone to death?Malory
Do the right thing, Cyril. You have nothing to live for.