Crossing Guard: Is there a problem, sir?
Pope: [shakes head no]
Crossing Guard: Okay, then you need to move along.
Pope: My niece goes to this school, and this is her first day her and I promised her I'd be right here when she got out.
Crossing Guard: I appreciate that, sir, but you need to go now and come back after school's done.
Pope: Why?
Crossing Guard: Because a grown man sitting outside an elementary school is creepy.

So if shit goes sideways instead of coming together we fall apart? Is that what you think? We are a family, and you're in it so step the hell up.

Pope [to Deran]

Craig: What the hell happened to your hair?
Deran: Just wanted a change.
Craig: A change to what? Looking like the produce manager at some Safeway?

Mia: You never laugh.
J: That's because you're not funny.

Oh, c'mon, baby. I know you have your own stash. My boys never missed a meal. Not you, baby. You have gone hungry. You have slept in cars, just like me. You have a Plan B.


Pope: Smurf never made me go to school She never saw the point. I used to get into fights. I used to punch people. One time I lit a teacher's desk on fire. And grandma Smurf, she didn't want the hassle so she let me skip it.
Lena: But I hate it there.
Pope: School sucks. But you are smart, like your mom. She'd want you to go, so you're going.

I'm the nice one.


Being a grandmother is the reward they give you for raising those bitches.


Nachos? Jesus Christ. Does anybody look hungry? Nobody is hungry! Sit your ass down!

Pope [to Nicky]

You had a good run, Janine. Better than most. Time's up.


Terrible. Horrible thing for a mother to lose her child? Of course, Baz wasn't really your son, was he? I always forget that. Of course, with Pope's troubles, you needed Baz to hold together.


Pope: You don't seem to upset about Baz.
J: I've lost people closer to me than Baz.

Animal Kingdom Quotes

May we all get what we want and never what we deserve.


Craig: I guess we're Lutheran. Who knew?
Daren: It must have been the cheapest.