American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
Leave him alone, he deserves a happy ending.
Lavinia
I needed to believe that a normal life was possible after Camp Redwood, a glimmer of hope after all that darkness. Your dad was that for me.
Brooke
Thanks for nothing, f–kface!
Margaret
He came here to do good, but dark forces took him away.
Montana
Everyone you see here is likely to kill you.
Montana
They're dead, Courtney. Kajagugu is dead.
Margaret
Benjamin: I'm going to end you in this place.
Richard: Bring it on, Key Man.
Donna: Every horror movie has a final girl.
Brooke: Final girl?
Donna: The one who survives it all and lives to tell the tale.
Worker: Hey man, who are you with?
Richard: Satan.
Worker: Right on.
You stay, you die.
Montana
Montana: Take a picture, it'll last longer.
Photographer: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Montana: Relax, I'm just teasing. You another one of those true crime tourists?
Photographer: Oh god, no. I'm here for the waterfall. This lake is a rest stop on the pacific flyway. Ducks migrate from as far as Patagonia.
Montana: Neat.
Photographer: Yeah, hoping to catch a green wing teal with my new lens. It was a birthday present.
Montana: Happy Birthday. There's no ducks around here, but you can take my picture.
Photographer: Um, sure.
Montana: Top on or off?
Photographer: Um, you shouldn't. I'm here with my girlfriend.
Montana: I won't tell if you won't. What's this?
Photographer: My fanny pack.
Montana: Can I unzip it? Mmm, that's nice. You wanna stick it in me, birthday boy?
Photographer: Oh God, yes.
Montana: Me first.
Woman: Hello? Your music is very loud. We have to wake up early for Disney Land. Please turn it down.
Night Stalker: Idol only plays one way. Full throttle. What, you don't got Billy Idol in France?
