Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.

Madison

Don’t be mad. Please. I’ll change. I promise.

Michael

My hair is an eternal mystery never to be fully understood,

Myrtle

How did you think this would end? Prophecy is inevitable. I was always going to win… Miss Supreme.

Michael

Satan just greenlit your talk show for 13 episodes.

Michael

Why would the world's wealthiest 0.1 percent wear so much flannel and Patagonia?

Michael

Mead: Michael, this sounds like the plot of Omen 3. Is this where you're getting your ideas?
Michael: Well I don't know where else to look.

Math is way more powerful than magic.

Jeff

Everyone keeps saying that I'm special, that I’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.

Michael

You can write your own destiny. You can still turn away.

Cordelia

Some way, I am going to bring her back. And then I am going to kill every last one of you.

Michael

Don’t ever call me babe.

Venable

American Horror Story Quotes

I knew you for such a short time, and I’ve missed you forever.

Cordelia

Countess: It's not the Shalimar that gives you away. It's your blood. You're the only woman I've ever met whose blood smells like walnuts.
Ramona: Yours smells like black licorice.