Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please.

Madison

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• Added: November 15, 2018

Don’t be mad. Please. I’ll change. I promise.

Michael

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• Added: November 15, 2018

My hair is an eternal mystery never to be fully understood,

Myrtle

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• Added: November 15, 2018

How did you think this would end? Prophecy is inevitable. I was always going to win… Miss Supreme.

Michael

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• Added: November 15, 2018

Satan just greenlit your talk show for 13 episodes.

Michael

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• Added: November 07, 2018

Why would the world's wealthiest 0.1 percent wear so much flannel and Patagonia?

Michael

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• Added: November 07, 2018

Mead: Michael, this sounds like the plot of Omen 3. Is this where you're getting your ideas?
Michael: Well I don't know where else to look.

• Permalink: Well I don't know where else to look.
• Added: November 07, 2018

Math is way more powerful than magic.

Jeff

• Permalink: Math is way more powerful than magic.
• Added: November 07, 2018

Everyone keeps saying that I'm special, that I’m the only one who can bring about the end times, but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual.

Michael

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• Added: November 01, 2018

You can write your own destiny. You can still turn away.

Cordelia

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• Added: November 01, 2018

Some way, I am going to bring her back. And then I am going to kill every last one of you.

Michael

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• Added: November 01, 2018

Don’t ever call me babe.

Venable

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• Added: November 01, 2018