Wait, a pigeon? Can we eat it?!

Coco

There's no excuse for tardiness when there's nothing else to do.

Ms. Venable

Welcome to Outpost Three.

Wilhemina

I don't know how to work a dishwasher or open a door.

Coco

Mr. Gallant: Missiles are coming.
Evie Gallant: So is global warming, It is probably fake news.

Isn't it sad when a strong woman scares people more than clowns?

Ally

Charles Manson Hallucination: You are the illest motherfucker alive!
Kai: Thank you, Chuck.

You're not a hero. You're a symbol. One I created! Killing people doesn't get the men hard and the ladies wet anymore. But Americans lose their ever-loving shit when you destroy their symbols. Statues, flags, pledges of allegiance, twenty dollar bills, white Jesus, and Merry Fucking Christmas. You come for any of that stuff, you've got writhing in the streets and domination of the news cycle for weeks. You symbolize the hope that women will one day win an argument with their husbands. That they won't be cat-called when they walk down the streets. That their bosses won't talk about their tits anymore. That they'll make just as much money as men make. That the fight is winnable. When I kill you, they'll see that there is no hope. Women can't lead. Women can't win. They will always be outsmarted and outmuscled. They need to finally understand that what they can and should do is shut up, know their place, and make me a goddamn sandwich.

Kai

I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die. Kill me, Ally, please. I'm begging you.

Beverly

Ally: Kai, will you relax? Let me make you a manwich.
Kai: Fuck a manwich!

I know, I'm supposed to be a nice little girl in mourning for the rest of her life. Well, fuck that. I'm living.

Ally

Trevor: How the hell did a man like you end up here?
Kai: Same as any of these guys. I was sold out by a filthy fucking rat.

American Horror Story Quotes

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

Constance

I am the queen of every hive. I am the fire on every hill. I am the shield over every head. I am the spear of battle. Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?

The Butcher