Honey, did you order a walking Norman Rockwell painting?

Mitchell

Cam: It's just weed.
Tessa: Don't lie to me.
Cam: It's not just weed.

Cam: What have you been up to, Garrett?
Garrett: I've been living in Maine. Reading a lot of books.

Jack: You're weird.
Garrett: Alright.
Jack: It's okay. I'm weird, too.

Come on! It's not possible. Our dad? The guy who dressed up as the chicken soup fairy to cheer us up when we were sick?

Alison

Tessa: We're not so bad, are we?
Garrett: You're not.

Mitchell: We have to tell the truth.
Madeline: Shh, Mitch. Stop.
Mitchell: We have to.

American Gothic Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Cam: It's just weed.
Tessa: Don't lie to me.
Cam: It's not just weed.

Honey, did you order a walking Norman Rockwell painting?

Mitchell