American Gods Season 1 Episode 1: "The Bone Orchard" Quotes
Shadow, we're going to be releasin' you later this afternoon. You'll be gettin' out a coupla days early. There's no good way to say this, so I'll put it plain. This came in from Johnson City Hospital from Eagle point. Your wife, she died in the early hours of this morning. It was ah, an automobile accident.Warden
It's like one of those good/news bad news jokes, isn't it? The good news is, we'are lettin' you out early. The bad news is your wife's dead.Guard
Mr. Wednesday: Are you nervous?
Shadow: No, I've never flown before.
Mr. Wednesday: Nothing to it. Just sit back like a bird and drink up. [offers Shadow his drink] What? I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom?
Shadow: Sorry. You're just the first person I've talked to who wasn't an asshole.
Mr. Wednesday: Give it time.
Shadow: Who are you?
Mad Sweeney: I'm a leprechaun.
Shadow: You're a little tall for a leprechaun.
Mad Sweeney: That's a stereotype. Represents a very narrow view of the world.
Mad Sweeney: Now that's a coin trick for ya.
Shadow: How'd ya do it?
Mad Sweeney: With panache.
Atta boy! Now you're fighting for the joy of it. For the sheer fuckin' unholy delight of it!Mad Sweeney
I'll tell you this once and once only. Take all the time you need.Mr. Wednesday
I want you to come in my mouth so I can spit it on his grave. Who knew I could be so angry?Audrey
Wednesday is history, forgotten and old. He should just let it happen. We are the future. We don't give a fuck about him or anyone like him. They are consigned to the dumpster.Technical Boy