Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?

Naomi

Oh my god. Stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.

Naomi

The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.

Silver

You're on a diet consisting of low denominational greens. That's fives and tens, sister.

Jen

I thought winning today would make me happy, but when I won I didn't have you.

Teddy

Jen was pretty much slutting it up with any rich buy that looked in her direction.

Naomi

Seeing you happy, that means everything to me.

Navid [to Adrianna]

I got into a little tussle with this chili dog and I have to admit defeat.

Ryan

Ryan: We're getting a little old for vomit and hangovers, aren't we?
Laurel: No, you're never too old for vomit and hangover.

Lila: Guess who.
Navid: Hilary Clinton.
Lila: Close.
Navid: Tila Tequila.
Lila: Closer.

Naomi: You don't want me to tell him what a big tramp you were.
Jen: Exactly.

Jen: We are more in love than ever.
Naomi: Waiter, barf bag!

90210 Season 2 Quotes

Liam, you're a smart kid. Is it just not cool to care?

Ryan

I'm looking for a car that represents a whole new chapter in my life. Something that says Thelma and Louise, without the falling-off-the-cliff part.

Annie