Don't worry. I'll never tell Naomi that I was your first.

Jen (to Ethan)

I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.


You're the whore from the video... don't take any offense to that.

Catholic School Girl (to Silver)

Harry: What about the Principal Boxer Shorts nickname?
Annie: You should have worn a robe.
Harry: In my own bedroom?

Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!


I like what you have to offer in terms of, you know, God.


Annie: Why don't you just ask him for an explanation?
Naomi: Oh my God! I love living with you!

Unless you have the gestation of an elephant, the cat is gonna come out of the bag soon enough. Not to mix my animal metaphors.


Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!


Donna, umm, do you think we're at a lesbian bar?


Dixon: You have the worst taste in music.
Annie: Shut up! I am your Mango!

The French have Jerry Lewis; the Japanese have Donna Martin.


90210 Season 1 Quotes

Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

Ryan: You can't blame yourself.
Kelly: Why not? You did.