I spend one night with you, I end up telling you my whole life story.

Liam [to Naomi]

If I feel like throwing a party at my house, I'm gonna throw a party at my house.


Does it ever occur to you that maybe it's not an act? That maybe I'm a nice person?


Wow. Both of you. I had no idea I could expect a threesome.

Liam [to Harry and Kelly]

Jen: [You've gotta] withhold sex to get what you want.
Naomi: What if what you want is sex?

When you finally can't take it anymore, and you explore, it's gonna be fantastic.

Liam (to Annie)

Navid, we can't keep this baby.


You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.


I can't cook, but I am a genius at opening red wine bottles.

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