Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?

[when Navid is visiting Adrianna in rehab...]
Navid: Do they let you watch dvds?
Adrianna: Yeah as long as we don't sprinkle coke on our popcorn

Now that I know who you are it's probably gonna sting a lot harder when i never talk to you again


I saw your big poster out there in the hallway. I take it your going to homecoming with one of the other big posters. You know, you one dimensional creatures normally stick together. It's a good thing.

Cute Guy from Detention

Dixon: Want to go with me to homecoming?
Silver: No
Dixon: Really? Why?
Silver: Because it's everything that's wrong with this place.... it's a big popularity contest set to music

Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.


This is Johnny Ramone? I thought it was Howard Stern.


Ryan: This isn't cool, Harry.
Harry: Not interested in being cool. Or your opinion, Mr. Matthews.

No one puts baby in the corner!
[Harry and Debbie laugh and laugh...]


Silver: How long you been sleeping?
Dixon: I don't know, I was asleep.

I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.


Tabitha: Harry, it's my pool and I'm gonna do what I want when I want.
Harry: Did I miss a segue here?

90210 Season 1 Quotes

I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!


I'm gonna save most of that emotional goodness for when I audition for The Hills... I do think I could be the next Spencer.