You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.

Lutz's mom

Put the mimosa down, BITCH!

Will Ferrell

I walked on your face!

Buzz Aldrin

Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.

Jack

Different times! Octomom!

Liz

The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.

Margaret

Whuck?!

Liz
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Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!

Tracy

These overalls are chafing ... I can't wear these pajamas fishing!

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