30 Rock "The Moms" Quotes (Page 2)
Will Ferrell: Put the mimosa down, BITCH!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Buzz Aldrin: I walked on your face!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Very different indeed. Like a cantaloupe and a Ziploc bag of mushroom soup.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Different times! Octomom!
• Rating: Unrated
Margaret: The night before he was shipped off to Korea, I repeatedly lost my virginity to him while Waldo the town perv watched from the bushes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Whuck?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pajamaralls ad: These overalls are chafing ... I can't wear these pajamas fishing!
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Verna: You must have me confused with someone else, I have never been to Chicago. [whispers] I sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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