The Greens are sharp as a tack right to the end. Which makes the end more terrifying. My father died screaming.

Professor Green

I'm sorry, did you just snort at our House majority leader?

Jack

When he saw these (reveals shoes) he asked me when my cult was committing suicide.

Liz

[to Liz] Did the medical supply store where you bought those shows have any women's stuff?

Jack

Help mommy's baby.

Lutz

Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.

Tracy
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