30 Rock

30 Rock "Live Show" Quotes (Page 2)

Tracy: It was funnier than the porn version. And the best part is when the actors started cracking up. They laughed so hard they couldn't even finish the skit.
Liz: Uh huh, and you're point is?
Tracy: I would like to do that please.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: Oh and the Chilean miners are all out and they're very angry about what you've been saying about them.
Jenna: So I guess they're geniuses for getting stuck in a mine?
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Kenneth: A Mr. Brett Fav-ray stopped by and dropped off this picture of a hot dog.
Jenna: Finally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: You'll never be a millionaire! Hahaha. Slumdog Millionaire ref...Blam-o.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jack: Why are you better looking in your memory?
Liz: My memory had Seinfeld money.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Does it seem weird in here to you? Everything looks like a Mexican soap opera.
 • Rating: Unrated

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