Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was, and imagine a world where it actually worked!

Jack Donaghy

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• Added: March 29, 2012

You think I'm stupid...just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans?

Jenna

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Liz: The male gaze.
Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.

Liz

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Hazel: What's your problem?
Kenneth: Oh my well, my parents were technically brothers...

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• Added: March 22, 2012

Hazel: Kenneth, can I speak with you?
Kenneth: Can you? You just did.

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• Added: March 22, 2012

I thought you said a man should never wear pastel unless he's a black guy on Easter?

Liz

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• Added: March 22, 2012