Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Kim Jong Il? I've never heard of her.

Jenna

I need to see mine. If they used any of the footage from my shoplifting arrest, that would be great because my arms looked fantastic.

Jenna

Telephone etiquette is important Liz. It lets people know your race even when they can't see you.

Dick

Hey Liz, it's your father...Dick Lemon.

Dick

I'm looking for D.I.H.C Avery, and I'm going to take it wherever I can find it.

Jack
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