Maybe you just wanna fly the plane yourself. Well good luck pressing take off, then auto pilot, then land.

Carol

You wanna know a little pilot secret, besides the fact we get a discount a Sunglass Hut?

Carol

Bellboy: What is so bad about being Canadian?
Jack: Your milk comes in bags...bags.
Avery: Your pavilion at Epcot doesn't have a ride!

Not only is your fly open, there's a pencil sticking out of it.

Jack [to Liz]

I never sleep on planes. I don't wanna get "incepted."

Jack
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