30 Rock "Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001" Quotes (Page 2)
Tracy: That's a great goal for a crazy person.
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Liz: I can't wear contacts because the doctors say my eyeballs are too pointy.
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Sales Guy: I get it. Elegance. That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion.
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Devin Banks: If this fails I'm going to flog you like ... well, like me at the Provincetown Flogging Festival.
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Jack: Our health costs are down because we started putting something in the coffee to stop the women from getting pregnant.
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Liz: Writers who never talk: you want a new job?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Maybe we can undid these handcuffs.
Tracy: Racist!
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Tracy: Recently I realized I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: [to Liz] You're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I'll do the Christmas shopping this year and prove to you that I can be reliable and that I can finish everything I...
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