2 Broke Girls Quotes
The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.
Caroline
What, you can’t light a couple’s head on fire without it being about your ex-boyfriend?
Max
Caroline: Well there’s no line on this form for “downstairs eyebrow” so I’m just going to list it as “home office.”
Sophie: Yeah, well, I do work out of it.
So you want an obnoxious cake on a trust fund wearing an ironic t-shirt with HPV?
Max
He doesn’t want to do the cake stuff. Well, I don’t want to do the butt stuff.
Claire
Caroline: For the future, you cannot claim your weed dealer as a dependent.
Earl: I don’t know why, I’m very dependent on weed.
Han: It’s that time of year again.
Max: I’m so jealous. I can’t believe you only get your period once a year.
Who are what did you do to get this $20 tip?
Max
Caroline: Max, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Max: Don’t get all wet, you’re still at the bottom of the three-way list.
Sir, if you say another bad word about her I’m going to whoosh-whoosh you off of that chair.
Max
Girl, you need to chill.
Genet
Me in those pearls is like a monkey in baby clothes. Just plain wrong.
Max
