Quotes
I got a date with my dong and some hotel pornography, the good stuff too, penetration and everything.
Hank
Walter: I think I know what's happening to you. Every relationship is reciprocal, Peter. When you touch something, it touches you. It changes you. When you touched the machine, it changed you, weaponized you.
Peter: So what do we do now, Walter?
Walter: I don't know.
Peter: Besides, they're not even human. I'm not doing anything wrong.
Walter: Then why didn't you tell us? If you weren't doing anything wrong, why didn't you tell us? I don't know what's happened, but this is not you.
Walter: Peter! Do you have any idea how much radiation you're about to be exposed to?
Peter: Well, I do now, Walter.
I know you want to help me, but I don't think you can this time. You can't protect me from everything.
Peter
Olivia: It's bigger than I imagined.
Peter: I suppose, it's just big enough to destroy a couple universes.
Walter: It's song lyric. Fauxlivia ruined U2 for all of us.
Nina: Fauxlivia?
Peter: That's what Walter's calling her now. Fauxlivia; as in fake Olivia.
Nina: Aah.
Walter: You have any chewing guy?
Guard: Excuse me?
Peter: I'm sorry, he has this thing with he ears.
Walter: It's not a thing with my ears. It's a blocked Eustachian tube, and it's a perfectly natural reaction. Any flavor will do, although I'm rather partial to grape.
It was reality TV. It can be good. It can be terrible. It just can't be anything in between.
Jack
It was our highest rating since that episode of SVU when the detectives watched American Idol.
Jack
First of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.
Liz
Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.
Tracy