Hades: So did you come here to watch me play videogames or what?
Alice: Our friend is trapped in the Underworld, but he isn’t dead.
Hades: Wow, how’d he manage to do that?
Kady: Well, he’s gifted at screwing up. Can you please help him?
Hades: Sorry can’t.
Kady: Of course you can. You run the Underworld.
Hades: I did, but then I quit.
Alice: You what? Can you even do that?
Hades: I can do what I want.
Alice: But why? Our friend, he’s not supposed to be there.
Hades: You think death is fair? You think life is fair? Skip the sales pitch Kady, as I know your life; I know you know better. Give me one reason why you deserve to be treated any better than the rest of us, and I’ll help. Otherwise, you’re messing up my game.


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The Magicians Season 5 Episode 10: "Purgatory"
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Kady: We’re gonna get those pricks for this.
Alice: I don’t know Kady. Maybe we should just walk away.
Kady: Look, you can walk away, but I’m not done ‘til I cut that son of a bitch’s balls off. I owe them that for tying me up, and I owe them triple for what they did to you. You can sit it out, OK.
Alice: Um no, we’re in this together.
Fen: Oh, this is so beautiful. You friendship really is the most underrated form of love. I’m sorry. I’m just extra emotional with the assassination going sideways, and then Josh, Eliot, and Julia not making it back. Not to mention all that crazy stuff Plover told us, it’s just really overwhelming. So uh, what have you guys been up to?

Elaphus: I want you to stop time traveling.
Penny 23: Are you like the god of time or something?
Elaphus: Hardly. I’m a time traveler like young Plum here. I have been monitoring you.
Plum: And now you’re keeping us prisoner?
Elaphus: ‘This one will be smart,’ I thought, ‘Cautious.’ Then you had to risk altering the future to save some young pervert.
Penny 23: Is this the part where you draw us little diagrams about screwing up the flow of time or whatever?
Elaphus: Nice thing about the 21st century, you’ve all seen ‘Looper,’ so I can get to the point. We are here because though I would rather be making lamps, I am forced to focus on the most important task there is: protecting the integrity of space-time, which you threaten. I’d have hoped you’d waste your time on something useful, try to kill Hitler at least.
Plum: I was getting to it.