Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her!

J.D.

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J.D.
Episode:
Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11: "My Buddy's Booty"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

J.D. comes in, in pain
Keith: You ok, Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: Keith, it's like you're begging me to hate you.
Keith: I don't feel like I am.
J.D.: You can't stop, can you?

J.D. walks away with scratches on his back.
Jason: Dr. D, what's that on your back?
J.D.: Those Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon, who until animal control can get into my home, is currently residing in my sock drawer.