Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humilia...
Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper)
Porter: What's that?
Lynette: Santa's cell phone number!
Preston: How'd you get that?
Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?
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- Character:
- Lynette Scavo
- Episode:
- Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
- Show:
- Desperate Housewives
- Related Quotes:
- Lynette Scavo Quotes, Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes, Desperate Housewives Quotes
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- Eric Hochberger
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