It's okay to be bad at some things. Dare to suck! It's the first step to getting good. And if you love the fashion thing, you have to keep going back, and not be afraid to be bad at it for a while. Because you'll get better. We're all learning. It's a process.

Penelope

Alex: So I figured that if I'm not gonna be great, it's better not to do it, right?
Penelope: No. You gotta keep doing it.
Alex: You already said I could quit.
Penelope: Yeah, that's when I thought you hated it, but now that I know you love it, I expect you to work until you're miserable. You can't be afraid to fail. You think I'm gonna love you any less because you're not perfect?
Alex: I mean, I'd rather not find out.

Penelope: Alex, relax. You only took one class, it's okay not to be perfect.
Alex: Not in this family! I mean everyone here is killing it! And a badass! And a strong independent woman!

Syd: Who knew Halloween was fun?!
Lydia: Literally, everybody.

Lydia: Put this outside.
Elena: With that bobo in the White House I can't stand to look at an orange face right now!
Lydia: He's like a pumpkin, he'll get thrown out in November.

Schneider: The prize is an iPad mini, and I never win anything!
Elena: You're a rich, straight, cisgender white dude, you won at life!
Schneider: But I want an iPad mini!

Alex: This isn't my costume. I dyed my hair.
Penelope: Like, permanently?! How could you do that without asking me?!
Alex: I did ask you. I said, "Mom, on Halloween, can I dye my hair silver?"
Penelope: Why would you use Halloween in that sentence, that is so misleading!

Penelope: Mami, please, stop with the old-school prudishness, it's natural!
Lydia: Maybe for men, because animals cannot help themselves!

Penelope: Masturbation is a healthy, normal part of life.
Lydia: No it is not. It is a dirty, sinful habit for sad, ugly people. Not living, beautiful angels.

Sex is between Adam and Eve. Not BZZZ and Eve!

Lydia

Boundaries are for white people.

Penelope

Elena: So when we get there, you can just hang out in the car.
Leslie: Well actually, I was hoping to join you for the match.
Elena: Do you know anything about esports?
Leslie: Do you know anything about loneliness?

Pop TV Quotes

Leslie: Let me just clear up some things. I am Dr. Leslie Berkowitz. Penelope's boss, and also I'm Lydia's exclusive, non-sexual, platonic companion.
Brian: What does that mean?
Leslie: I don't know.

Elena: How do you do it?
Penelope: Do what, honey?
Elena: Be alone, go through life without a partner who cares about you.
Penelope: Okay, well that's one way of putting it. Actually, I've been talking about this in therapy, and I love being alone, it's the best. And we're strong women who don't need a partner to define us.