(answers phone) Moe's Tavern... Hold on, I'll check. (aloud) Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.

Moe

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Character:
Moe Szyslak
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7: "Treehouse of Horror II"
Show:
The Simpsons
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Moe Szyslak Quotes, The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes, The Simpsons Quotes
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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!

Kang and Kodos

People of Earth! We come to you in the spirit of hostility and menace!

Kang and Kodos