Let me tell you something young man, chapter two of your father'...
Alan: Let me tell you something young man, chapter two of your father's story hasn't been written.
Jake: Is chapter one, "I crapped my pants?"
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- Characters:
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21: "Gumby with a Pokey"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 21 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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