Chief Running Water: Kid, I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we Native Americans refer to as, 'Bear with Wiiide Canyon.'
Cartman: What do you mean?
Chief Running Water: She is, 'Doe who cannot keep legs together.'
Cartman: Huh??
Chief Running Water: Your mom's a slut.


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South Park Season 1 Episode 13: "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
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South Park Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Stan: Oh my god! They videotaped killing Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!

Chief Running Water: (Narrating the flashback) I knew she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.
Young Liane: Oh, Chief. I want your hot man chowder.
Young Chief: Whoa! Hello!