If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregna...

Laurie: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Ellie: You're an American treasure.


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Characters:
Ellie Torres, Laurie Keller
Episode:
Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 11: "Saving Grace"
Show:
Cougar Town
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Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 11 Quotes

Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.

You're dressing like a lady who would do stuff for just a little bit of crack.

Laurie
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