I want the good stuff! I want cheese that isn't air-dropped into...

Charlie: I want the good stuff! I want cheese that isn't air-dropped into Third World countries! I want ouchless toilet paper! I want vodka that doesn't look like Fred Flintstone would drink it! I want my life back.
Alan: Fine. Then swallow your pride, call Mom, and ask her to lend you some money.
Charlie [opening the bottle of generic vodka]: Yabba-dabba-doo.


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Characters:
Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14: "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Charlie: Great, why don't I just shoot myself?
Alan: Can't afford a gun

Alan: Charlie, call me an old-fashioned dad, but I was hoping my son wouldn't start betting on sports until he's old enough to have a drinking problem.
Charlie: He didn't really make a bet. I just gave him a taste of my action.
Alan: Nor do I want him tasting your action.
Jake: Dad, without action there's no juice.
Alan: All of a sudden, he's Frank Sinatra

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