....I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project. I mean, it's not like either one of us has heart disease.

Bernadette to Howard

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Character:
Howard Wolowitz
Episode:
The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 24: "The Roommate Transmogrification"
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The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes

Raj: Well, to paraphrase Shakespeare: It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Penny: Oh... you poor baby.
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing, nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.
Raj: Hey, you totally got that right. E = MC squared.
Penny: I listen. I have no idea what it means, but I listen.

Open the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching.

Leonard