I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.

April

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Character:
April Ludgate
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 7: "Greg Pikitis"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens... pump your own stomachs this year!

Ann

He's like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond super villain criminal mastermind. Or maybe someone else is doing it.

Leslie