Hank: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Libby: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?


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Hank Lawson
Episode:
Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Royal Pains
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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan