I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine.

I don't ride side-saddle. I'm as straight as a submarine.

Grampa

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Character:
Grampa Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 14: "Gorgeous Grampa "
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 14 Quotes

Writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of DUIs.

Homer

Oh, my gay dad is gay for gays.

Homer
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