Krusty: Hi, kids! (Laughs) Guess what, Sideshow Mel?
(Mel slides his whistle) It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!
Audience: B-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Krusty: Hey, hey! Settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment again.


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Krusty the Klown
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9: "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Is it a masterpiece? Or just some guy with his pants down?

Kent

(Homer and Marge visit the Statue of David exhibit)
Homer: Well, there he is. Michelangelo's Dave.
Marge: Hmm, David.
Homer: Oh.