Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's i...

Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster

Stewie

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Character:
Stewie Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8: "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Lois: Meg, Could you please change Stewie for me?
Meg: Fine. But if a boy calls, please don't tell them I'm wrist deep in poopy

Peter: What day is it?
Lois: Thursday.
Peter: Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm late!
Lois: If you spent less time fixing your hair...
Peter: No Lois, I'm late, late. Do we still have that pregnancy test?
Lois: Are you insane? You can't have a baby.
Peter: Well I don't have a lot of options. I'm Catholic. I thought you'd be happy

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