Hey dude, how do you think I feel? I just wrestled a pitbull for a shit-covered dick.

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Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Episode 3: "Pitbull"
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Man Seeking Woman
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Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Josh: How is it so easy for you to talk to these girls? What's your secret?
Mike: Dude. There's no secret. All you gotta do is find a girl, walk up to her, say hi, do spiral eyes, ask her her name, maybe buy her a drink...

Josh, the only way you're gonna 69 with some flat-chested skanks is if you go to the bar and talk to them.

Mike