Has anybody ever noticed you can get salmonella from chicken but you can't get chickenmonella from salmon? Boom.

Phil

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The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 5: "Crickets"
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The Last Man on Earth
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The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Erica: Phil. Why don't you take that comment, put it inside a bottle, and shove it up your butt?
Phil 2: What?
Erica: And then take that bottle back out, put it inside a bigger bottle, and shove that up your butt too.

Erica: You don't think I see all the flirting you've been doing with Phil?
Carol: If anything I'm doing the opposite! I mean for Pete Sampras, look at this dumb outfit I borrowed from Melissa.
Erica: I don't know, you look fine to me.
Carol: This needs like a pineapple on it or a giraffe or children sliding down a rainbow. I mean, this is not me.