Rory: Good night, Dodger.
Jess: What?
Rory: Figure it out.
Jess: Oliver Twist.


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Rory Gilmore, Jess Mariano
Episode:
Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 5: "Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy"
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Gilmore Girls
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Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Rory: Good night, Dodger.
Jess: What?
Rory: Figure it out.
Jess: Oliver Twist.

Lorelai: Rory, this was a bad one, okay? This was not Nick and Nora, this was Sid and Nancy, and I'm not going in there.
Rory: But the coffee is in there. And it's Danish Day. Are you seriously telling me that you're gonna let a stupid fight get in the way of Danish Day?
Lorelai: No, I'm not.
Rory: Good.
Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two danishes to go.
Lorelai: So go in there and order two coffees and two Danishes to go.
Rory: You're kidding, right?
Lorelai: And don't forget the napkins.
Rory: Mom, he's gonna know what's going on. He's not stupid.
Lorelai: He cannot prove that you're not ordering all that for yourself, can he? No, so go on. Scoot, scoot. Mommy's right here.