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Archer

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Character:
Sterling Archer
Episode:
Archer Season 1 Episode 1: "Mole Hunt"
Show:
Archer
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Archer Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

KGB (Crenshaw): This may be old cliche, but... we have ways of making you talk.
Archer: What, your little go-kart battery?
KGB (Crenshaw): Golf cart.
Archer: Whatever. Would you pick an accent and stick with it?

It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer