Policeman: You were going sixty-five fella, that's ten miles over the... Why are you holding that infant's hand? Stewie: We met on the internet. Brian: Shut up! Stewie: Yes, he lured me down to the park with promises of candy and funny stories. Brian: Officer, you ever hear of that super-industrial adhesive? [The policeman turns to show another policeman stuck on his back] Second Policeman: Actually, yes, we have
Brian: The good news is the same company makes a solvent that'll get us unstuck. The bad news is it takes two weeks for delivery. Stewie: You're telling me that we're stuck like this for a bloody fortnight? Brian: You can not tell Lois about this. Stewie: Oh, and what if I do? Brian: I'll show her those pictures of you wearing her wedding dress. Stewie: You said there was no film in that camera!