Ziva David Quotes
Tony: Tell me. What can I do? What do you need?
- Permalink: Tell me. What can I do? What do you need? Revenge.
Ziva David: Never sweat where you eat.
Tim McGee: Wrong bodily function.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah but it's the right idea.
- Permalink: Never sweat where you eat. Wrong bodily function. Yeah but i...
Eli David: Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. Ask your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.
Ziva David: Rodeo.
- Permalink: Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. Ask your Agent Gibbs would ...
Tony DiNozzo: Shabbat dinner?
Ziva David: It is Friday night. But I have no idea what or who you're talking about.
Tony DiNozzo: Just tell him Agent Meatball says "hi".
- Permalink: Shabbat dinner? It is Friday night. But I have no idea what o...
One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.
- Permalink: One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.
I appreciate that, Tony, but don't try to compete with my Schmeil.
- Permalink: I appreciate that, Tony, but don't try to compete with my Schmei...
McGee: Not a hacker, either.
Ziva: How do you know?
McGee: My firewall hasn't been penetrated.
Tony: Lubricant helps, but everybody has dry spots.
- Permalink: Not a hacker, either. How do you know? My firewall hasn't be...
(After McGee has opened a parcel containing a blow up doll)
McGee: Erm...real funny, Tony.
Tony: (Laughs) You think I did this?
Ziva: I would not put it past you.
Tony: Guys! Come on, a little credit, please. I have grown past this kinda sophomore thing. I mean, who would do something so...genius! McGee with a plastic girlfriend! Congratulations, Tim! She's very sweet.
McGee: The receipt's got my credit card information on it. It must be some kind of mistake.
Ziva: I would cancel your credit card.
McGee: Right now, all I need to do is figure out how to deflate this thing.
Tony: Oh that's easy, there's always a button right here on the back of the neck...
(Tony realises what he has just said)...there's no reason I should know that.
- Permalink: Erm...real funny, Tony. You think I did this? I would not p...
Ziva: I did not know you were a pool dolphin, Tony.
Tony: Pool shark. And yes, I was.
- Permalink: I did not know you were a pool dolphin, Tony. Pool shark. And ...