Science aside man you're working those jeans.

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• Added: March 01, 2016

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

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• Added: February 23, 2016

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

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• Added: February 16, 2016

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

• Permalink: The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
• Added: February 16, 2016

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

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• Added: February 16, 2016

Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

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• Added: February 09, 2016

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

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• Added: February 02, 2016

Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.

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• Added: February 02, 2016

We gonna make a girl cry today!

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• Added: January 26, 2016

Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?

• Permalink: Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?
• Added: January 26, 2016