Will Schuester Quotes
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.
Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!
Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.