Will Schuester Quotes (Page 8)
Season 1, Episode 8: "Mash-Up"
Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Throwdown"
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Vitamin D"
Will: Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken"
Will [to April]: We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Acafellas"
Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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