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Glee

Awesome, guys. I didn't know you had it in you. It's like somebody slipped something into your juice boxes.

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.

My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.

Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue
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