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Glee

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Sue: When you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

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