Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.

Sometimes being special sucks.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn