Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.

You should know that there's some boy out there who's gonna like you for everything you are, including those parts of you that even you don't like... Those are gonna be the things he likes the most.

Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

You know what you are, Sue? You're a Grinch.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.

God as my witness, I will break her down.

Santana