I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

It's booty camp time!

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn