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Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

It's booty camp time!

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Will: I hate to say it but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of 'don't belongs'.
Unique: I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
Will: No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.

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