Will Schuester Quotes (Page 4)
Season 2, Episode 16: "Original Song"
Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Sexy"
Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Blame It on the Alcohol"
Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will [voicemail, to Emma]: I rode a bull and was thinking of you.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Will: I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Comeback"
Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Silly Love Songs"
Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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